12 step program is as follows:
1. Admit that you have a problem with paper purchasing
2. Realize that there are other people that can help you with the problem (ME!)
3. Make the decision to let yourself trust the person that can help you (ME!)
4. Make a complete inventory of all the paper you have
5. Accept that you have way too much paper, and need to do something with it
6. Be ready to rid yourself of the problematic paper supply, by making seperate piles
7. Ask your helper (ME!) if they are willing to remove the problem
8. Make a list of all the paper stacks you have harmed by letting them go unnoticed and used
9. Make ammends with the paper stacks by sending them all to me.
10. Continue to remember your issue, and whenever you buy new (and ultimately unneeded paper) you just send it directly to me
11. Discuss how much more paper I want to take from you, and then let me take it
12. When success has been reached, tell all your other paper-holic friends to also send me their paper
Get it? Send me your paper
Yeah I know, wishful thinking. I'm too cheap to be a paper-holic. I only buy it if it's a really good deal.